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In the tradition of "Sh*t My Dad Says" and "Stuff White People Like" comes a hilarious book based on Kevin Cotter's popular blog, "My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress".
When Kevin's wife left him, she had no interest in grabbing her wedding dress on the way out. "What am I going to do with it?" he asked "Whatever the f**k you want," she replied. After careful consideration, he did what any newly-divorced man would do-made it into a scarecrow, pasta strainer, dental floss, and 98 other things-while posting accompanying photos, videos, and witty commentary on his website.
WARNING! This book contains screwball comedy, quirky characters,! and farcical situations...Â
Helen Grey is finally getting everything she wants. She's about to have the perfect dream wedding and begin an exciting new life abroad on the sunny Mediterranean island of Cyprus. But living the dream isn't all it's cracked up to beAfter a mix-up at the airport, Helen finds herself drawn into the midst of an elaborate plot to steal an ancient statue and assassinate a local businessman. And as if that wasn't bad enough, her wedding dress is AWOL, the statue seems to be cursed, and Helen is wanted by the police.
With the big day rapidly approaching, a roller-coaster of mishaps, misunderstandings, and disasters threatens to turn the newlyweds into nearlyweds. Can Helen prevent an assassination, save the statue, and have the perfect wedding? Or will the day to remember turn into one she'd rather forget?
Werewolves, vampires, witches, voodoo, Elvis---a! nd weddings
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An "ordinary" wedding can get crazy enoug! h, so ca n you imagine what happens when otherworldly creatures are involved? Nine of the hottest authors of paranormal fiction answer that question in this delightful collection of supernatural wedding stories. What's the seating plan when rival clans of werewolves and vampires meet under the same roof? How can a couple in the throes of love overcome traps set by feuding relatives---who are experts at voodoo? Will you have a good marriage if your high-seas wedding is held on a cursed ship? How do you deal with a wedding singer who's just a little too good at impersonating Elvis?
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An "ordinary" wedding can get crazy enoug! h, so ca n you imagine what happens when otherworldly creatures are involved? Nine of the hottest authors of paranormal fiction answer that question in this delightful collection of supernatural wedding stories. What's the seating plan when rival clans of werewolves and vampires meet under the same roof? How can a couple in the throes of love overcome traps set by feuding relatives---who are experts at voodoo? Will you have a good marriage if your high-seas wedding is held on a cursed ship? How do you deal with a wedding singer who's just a little too good at impersonating Elvis?
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·       L. A. Banks
·       Jim Butcher
·       Rachel Caine
·       P. N. Elrod
·       Esther M. Friesner
·       Lori Handeland
·       Charlaine Harris
·       Sherrilyn Kenyon
·       Susan Krinard
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Shape-shifters, wizards, and magic, oh my!
·       Jim Butcher
·       Rachel Caine
·       P. N. Elrod
·       Esther M. Friesner
·       Lori Handeland
·       Charlaine Harris
·       Sherrilyn Kenyon
·       Susan Krinard
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Shape-shifters, wizards, and magic, oh my!
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